*LET ME KNOW IF YOU DIDN'T LAUGH... * I was eating Amala and enjoying my drink at 4pm, a man entered the restaurant wit a briefcase. I guess he was a big politician because his dressing and pot belly portrays it. He walked and sat down as everybody looked at him. Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying. The woman knelt down and told him dat her children and her want to die of hunger since her husband died. This man opened the briefcase and gave the woman five hundred thousand naira. The woman jumped up and left d scene in happiness. I was still watching when another man started crying and came to him. He knelt down and begged him that he needed money to establish his business. This man brought out ten million naira cheque (#10,000,000.00) and gave this man. This time, i started murmuring and practicing on the lie l would blow to have my own national cake. I started crying and went to the man. Immediately I knelt down, I heard "CUT!! CUT!! CUT!!" I turned and saw the director of the movie. He laughed and said "OH BOY NA MOVIE WE DEY SHOOT HERE OO" Hahahahahaha........... Shame wan kill me. Chail!! Economic recession no go kill person lol. 😂😂😂

Laugh jhoor 😂😂 1. Going to your boyfriends house without informing him that heartbreak you are looking for, sister, you shall find it.😂😂 2. "Bring your CV let me see what I can do about it". This statement has impregnated many ladies in Africa🤣😂 3. The number of abortion Pills in some of girls stomach can open a Pharmacy 😩💔😂 4. I have done so many mistakes in my life 😢But I have never left a wedding ceremony without eating,, Never😂 5. After accepting your friend request, you are still asking me can we be friends? Noooo come and be my landlord 😂🚴 6. If you still look at the toilet paper after wiping urself, you have a problem of letting go of the past🚴😂 7. Camera quality will make u think that girl ain’t your level But behind the quality is quality hunger😂😂 8. DO NOT dress like the body u want. Dress like the body u have. U can't dress like Beyonce if u are shaped like Rick Ross!🤣🤣 9. *If you see a group of four girls and you want to talk to one, first greet the ugly one.* She is the Commander in Chief.😂 10. Sleeping close to bae for the first time is too hard, you have to breath in english not too fast, not too loud and not too slow just to avoid embarrassment😂 11. "When visiting a sick person" Americans: Get well soon dear British: Speedy recovery niggga Nigerians: chai!, Na this kin sickness kill Amaka o😂 12. I hate it when I'm praying and my mind take me to some nasty stuffs, I'm like no no God. Please I'm starting again🤣🤣 13. Photosynthesis is anything that has weight and occupy space🤣😂thank God I still remember that one🚴😂. 14. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄

‼️ What do you think will go well. Fufu, Semo or Garri..

You are invited,please what will bring to complete this?

It was raining that evening, so I couldn't continue my journey home. I had to pause and find shield in the shop of a woman selling (beans cake) akara. She accommodated me so I sat on her bench waiting for the rain to stop. This woman had just finished setting up her coals for frying, she started fanning so that the fire circulate on the local stove. Just then, her nearby neighbor, who was also a salesperson, entered. She had a stainless bowl in her hand and intended to take some fire from the akara vendor to light her own (since the weather was cold, making fire was quite difficult). She was able to borrow some lit coals from her neighbour, and she did so gratefully. Few minutes later, another guy came in holding an iron plate, it happened to be a close by neighbor again who makes and sells (grilled meat) suya,he was in need of fire and she permitted him to fetch some. Moment later, the fire the akara seller had set up began to go down, it began to quench. She had to start struggling to revive it again but she couldn't and the weather was not helping. She added more coals and kept blowing but it seemed too late, the fire had gone off. She had no option but to look for somewhere to get hot coals to set up her fire again. Right there, it dawned on me. I began to see why so many who started well ended up failing. I saw the reason why so many people who once lighted their world ended up begging to be lighted. It is simple because they were so carried away by helping other people shine that they forgot to keep themselves shining. Most times we want to help people grow, we want to help people achieve, we want to help them become. We fix classes for them, seminars and conferences to give others room to learn from us and we forgot to create an opportunity for ourselves to keep learning. It is not wrong to let people fetch from your tap, but if you don't create a system to keep your tank pumped, one day you will get dried and no one will come to fetch from you again. The truth is, when you have a flourishing well people will keep coming to fetch but as soon as it dries up, you will see that people were really not in need of you, they only needed your water. So create a system for yourself to never, ever go dry. Keep your fire burning.

So on the bus today, someone brought out a real iPhone 14 pro max and was offering to sell it to my friend for 75k last. He said his mother was in the hospital and they needed 75k for the surgery which was why he needed the exact amount. Since he mentioned 75k, my friend started pricing it for 50k. To buy was hungrying him. I collected it and checked. Everything is working fine. The screen of the phone had the seller's picture as Screen saver. I told my friend that the phone could be stolen. He said even though it is, he would flash it and change the casing or resell it immediately. That is how my friend paid o. Through transfer. Despite my warning. I was just holding the phone and looking at it in shock. At a point I wished it was me that bought it. But kai. 50k for iPhone? No na. No amount of desperation would make me sell for 50k. We alighted from the bus and waved at the man who said he was rushing to the hospital to begin the process of the surgery with the money. My friend and I sat down under a tree to look at the phone he had bought again. While #pressing the phone, it turned off. The screen could not turn on again. We felt it was battery so we decided to find a place to charge it. Suddenly, the screen turned on again. We started seeing the screen showing. "Searching..." The search icon stayed for like 2 minutes rotating like planet Earth. Then it switched to. "Tracking... Tracking... Tracking..." I was the one holding the phone at that moment. I quickly gave my friend his phone to hold first. He didn't collect it again. He said I should hold it. I didn't understand anymore. So I shouted at him. "Bros collect your phone na." "Shey you dey hold am. Just dey hold am de go na. Make e track finish." "Track who?" "The thing e dey track?" "Which thing? Oga hold your phone." "Calm down na. We no know wetin e the track. Shey I dey here na. Hold am. Maybe e dey track network?" "Hiaaann... Let it continue tracking network in your hand abeg. Hold your phone biko." I shoved the phone in his pocket and continued began to walk home. Suddenly from behind my friend shouted and ran past me. I joined him to run. While running I was asking him. "Kelechi? Why are you running?" Kelechi shouted back. "The phone show location found." "Which location?" "I no know o. Maybe na our location." I was still running right with Kelechi when I saw that he was running with the phone in his hand. I turned back silently and started running left. Left was a bush. I didn't mind. I kept following it and running for my life. Only for me to turn back and see Kelechi following me behind with the phone still in his hand. …………… I dunno who wrote this as I copied from Amy George

#share if helpful GET RIDE OF ALL THESE NOW 🛑 Stop Wasting Money: Get Salt, Kerosene and any Detergent and do this: This is something you can do yourself at home. Many have wasted a lot of money on insecticide, not knowing that there is also another way through which you can also get rid of insects both the ones flying and creeping in your house which what it takes to get them permanently rid off in your house and compound is at your disposal. It has been working, just that many people do not knw about it, many of us make use of Kerosene, same as everyone use Salt and also detergent is in everyone’s home because it is one of most used in many families. Get an empty container (it could be Eva water empty container) get salt, Kerosene and any detergent of your choice and follow this steps provided below. HOW TO MIX INGREDIENTS TOGETHER. Get the empty container, pour about 10 tea spoon of Salt into the empty container, get any detergent of your choice, pour like 100 naira detergent into the container, Now get your Kerosene, pour till it gets to half of the container and then cover the container and shake it very well. When u want to apply it, make a little hole on the cover of the container and apply gently. Have you been disturbed by mosquitoes, bedbugs, ants, flies, centipede, snakes, lizard, insects, reptile of all sorts, both creeping and flying insects, now their ends are here. After mixing ingredients together, you can now apply them where necessary to kill any insects disturbing your peace in the house. Apply in and around your compound every three (3) days to avoid snakes and any creepy creature, for bedbugs, apply it around the affected places including on the foam and see the wonder of the mixture, for mosquitoes, drop around some strategic places around your room and leave for 20mins, your peace is restored, for flies, drop around the places, and u won’t see them again. Follow Rabbits Tips

OCEAN OF WISDOM A poor man always think the rich man made his wealth out of luck. And the rich man believes the poor is poor because he is lazy. A young lady who married very early thinks ladies who are finding it hard to get married have bad character. A man who just graduated and get a job immediately thinks he is smarter than others. While a woman who just got married and start giving birth sees "barren" women as people who lived a wayward life. If only the poor knew the price the rich paid to get to top and if only the rich knows the battles, challenges that the poor is going through, none will ever form a theory about each other. If the poor can't appreciate the rich man's success let him mind his business if it is easy to be rich he wouldn't have been poor. And if the rich won't help the poor grow at least they should not kill the spirit of a struggling man. If only you know what people endure or fight behind the scene you will always thank God for your life. Until you walk in people's shoes, You will never know how hard the journey is. Help each other grow!!! Mock less, envy no one. and love one another.

Mike : Hi dear. Dora :- 👋🏽 Mike : How are you .?? Dora :- 😊👍🏽 Mike : Missing me..? Dora :- 😜😉 Mike : I'm not feeling well... Dora :- 😱 Mike : How was your day..? Dora :- 👌🏽 Mike : Are you busy.?? Dora :- ✔ Mike : Why ?? What are you doing ?? Dora:- 💄💅🏽 Mike : Is there anyone near you..? Dora :- 🙅🏽‍♀️ Mike : Why don't you reply in words? Why are you using emojis? Dora :- 😥😡 Mike : I heard you fâiled in English? Dora:- Who telled you ? It is fâlse.. I goes to saw the resalt yastherday... I Påssed away all my educations Mike : Hmmm lets go back to emojis pls 😳😳😳 Dora:- Ok dear, gods blåst u. 🤦🏿‍♀️🤦🏿‍♀️🤦🏿‍♀️😉😉😉

Actually, I don't know the ingredients they use in making alcohol but I am sure they added Truth, happiness n grammar in the making, bcoz these 3tins comes out after drinking it.