If your girlfriend ever cheats on you and you find out, especially if it’s your first time experiencing this, no rush break up.
You’re about to throw away a golden opportunity into understanding the female nature like never before.
Instead of crying (lol), blocking her, or listening to some online therapist with ring light, here’s what you do.
Step 1: Reach out to your co-boyfriend
Slide into the other guy’s DMs or get his number.
Say something like:
“Chief, do you know who I am? Well... we’re both co-chairmen in the Ministry of Internal Affairs😎. Your babe is my babe too, but she doesn’t know we know, so I suggest we collaborate and enjoy this in real time. How you see am?”
If you do it right, he’ll join the show.
Step 2: The Mission Is complete Chaos!
Now both of you are in. congratulations, my guy. You are about to get a front row ticket to see female infidelity in it's purest form.
Your goal now is not revenge. It’s observation. Stress her while studying her deeply.
Start calling her, planning stay-overs, and locking in time together.
Then have the other boyfriend call her too, same day, overlapping time, with plans to take her out for dinner, to the club, or just for vibes.
Listen to how she lies.
Observe the creativity, the calm delivery, the “baby my cousin just gave birth in Ikeja and I have to rush there because her husband is in Indonesia.”
She’ll be teleporting between the two of you like an unresting spirit.
Step 3: The Grand Experiment
If you and your co-boyfriend are bold, as in... If una mind strong, book the same hotel. Have her lodge with you. Then tell boyfriend No 2 to call and say:
“My office is hosting a company retreat and I’m being logged at so-so hotel (the same one you're staying with her). I want to see you.”
Make him mount pressure smoh-smoh and watch her juggle both of you under one roof, in one weekend lol.
She’ll stay in your room on Friday night, then tell you she has to hurry out in the morning to take care of some things at the house. That’s when she’ll check in with boyfriend number two and stay with him until Saturday evening when she will get back to you 😁😁
Trust me, you'll have the time of your life.
You’ll hear lies that deserve an Oscar.
Step 4: The Graduation Ceremony
When you’ve both had the time of your lives for the months or years you decided to keep it going, invite her for dinner. Tell her you just want to spoil her. Let the other guy show up halfway through.
Then raise your glasses and give your vote of thanks one after the other. Please don't get physical on her or anything of that sort.
Na person pikin o.
Finish, pay up, jazz out ✌️
And text the new girlfriend you'll be getting married to.
Be calm, be proud. You’ve just completed a PhD in Relationship Psychology.
The kind of wisdom you’ll gain? No therapist, no podcast, no motivational speaker can teach it.
My problem is y'all rush to break up too quickly IF your girlfriend cheats.
It's not that deep.
Emmanuel Kings shared it.
IFIOQUE Wrote it.
Me:😁😁😁😁😁😁
#relationship #relationshipadvise #boyfriend #twocanplay #twocanplaythegameIf your girlfriend ever cheats on you and you find out, especially if it’s your first time experiencing this, no rush break up.
You’re about to throw away a golden opportunity into understanding the female nature like never before.
Instead of crying (lol), blocking her, or listening to some online therapist with ring light, here’s what you do.
Step 1: Reach out to your co-boyfriend
Slide into the other guy’s DMs or get his number.
Say something like:
“Chief, do you know who I am? Well... we’re both co-chairmen in the Ministry of Internal Affairs😎. Your babe is my babe too, but she doesn’t know we know, so I suggest we collaborate and enjoy this in real time. How you see am?”
If you do it right, he’ll join the show.
Step 2: The Mission Is complete Chaos!
Now both of you are in. congratulations, my guy. You are about to get a front row ticket to see female infidelity in it's purest form.
Your goal now is not revenge. It’s observation. Stress her while studying her deeply.
Start calling her, planning stay-overs, and locking in time together.
Then have the other boyfriend call her too, same day, overlapping time, with plans to take her out for dinner, to the club, or just for vibes.
Listen to how she lies.
Observe the creativity, the calm delivery, the “baby my cousin just gave birth in Ikeja and I have to rush there because her husband is in Indonesia.”
She’ll be teleporting between the two of you like an unresting spirit.
Step 3: The Grand Experiment
If you and your co-boyfriend are bold, as in... If una mind strong, book the same hotel. Have her lodge with you. Then tell boyfriend No 2 to call and say:
“My office is hosting a company retreat and I’m being logged at so-so hotel (the same one you're staying with her). I want to see you.”
Make him mount pressure smoh-smoh and watch her juggle both of you under one roof, in one weekend lol.
She’ll stay in your room on Friday night, then tell you she has to hurry out in the morning to take care of some things at the house. That’s when she’ll check in with boyfriend number two and stay with him until Saturday evening when she will get back to you 😁😁
Trust me, you'll have the time of your life.
You’ll hear lies that deserve an Oscar.
Step 4: The Graduation Ceremony
When you’ve both had the time of your lives for the months or years you decided to keep it going, invite her for dinner. Tell her you just want to spoil her. Let the other guy show up halfway through.
Then raise your glasses and give your vote of thanks one after the other. Please don't get physical on her or anything of that sort.
Na person pikin o.
Finish, pay up, jazz out ✌️
And text the new girlfriend you'll be getting married to.
Be calm, be proud. You’ve just completed a PhD in Relationship Psychology.
The kind of wisdom you’ll gain? No therapist, no podcast, no motivational speaker can teach it.
My problem is y'all rush to break up too quickly IF your girlfriend cheats.
It's not that deep.
Emmanuel Kings shared it.
IFIOQUE Wrote it.
Me:😁😁😁😁😁😁
#relationship #relationshipadvise #boyfriend #twocanplay #twocanplaythegame
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