If your girlfriend ever cheats on you and you find out, especially if it’s your first time experiencing this, no rush break up.

You’re about to throw away a golden opportunity into understanding the female nature like never before.

Instead of crying (lol), blocking her, or listening to some online therapist with ring light, here’s what you do.

Step 1: Reach out to your co-boyfriend

Slide into the other guy’s DMs or get his number.

Say something like:

“Chief, do you know who I am? Well... we’re both co-chairmen in the Ministry of Internal Affairs😎. Your babe is my babe too, but she doesn’t know we know, so I suggest we collaborate and enjoy this in real time. How you see am?”

If you do it right, he’ll join the show.

Step 2: The Mission Is complete Chaos!

Now both of you are in. congratulations, my guy. You are about to get a front row ticket to see female infidelity in it's purest form.

Your goal now is not revenge. It’s observation. Stress her while studying her deeply.

Start calling her, planning stay-overs, and locking in time together.

Then have the other boyfriend call her too, same day, overlapping time, with plans to take her out for dinner, to the club, or just for vibes.

Listen to how she lies.

Observe the creativity, the calm delivery, the “baby my cousin just gave birth in Ikeja and I have to rush there because her husband is in Indonesia.”

She’ll be teleporting between the two of you like an unresting spirit.

Step 3: The Grand Experiment

If you and your co-boyfriend are bold, as in... If una mind strong, book the same hotel. Have her lodge with you. Then tell boyfriend No 2 to call and say:

“My office is hosting a company retreat and I’m being logged at so-so hotel (the same one you're staying with her). I want to see you.”

Make him mount pressure smoh-smoh and watch her juggle both of you under one roof, in one weekend lol.

She’ll stay in your room on Friday night, then tell you she has to hurry out in the morning to take care of some things at the house. That’s when she’ll check in with boyfriend number two and stay with him until Saturday evening when she will get back to you 😁😁

Trust me, you'll have the time of your life.

You’ll hear lies that deserve an Oscar.

Step 4: The Graduation Ceremony

When you’ve both had the time of your lives for the months or years you decided to keep it going, invite her for dinner. Tell her you just want to spoil her. Let the other guy show up halfway through.

Then raise your glasses and give your vote of thanks one after the other. Please don't get physical on her or anything of that sort.

Na person pikin o.

Finish, pay up, jazz out ✌️

And text the new girlfriend you'll be getting married to.

Be calm, be proud. You’ve just completed a PhD in Relationship Psychology.

The kind of wisdom you’ll gain? No therapist, no podcast, no motivational speaker can teach it.

My problem is y'all rush to break up too quickly IF your girlfriend cheats.

It's not that deep.

Emmanuel Kings shared it.
IFIOQUE Wrote it.

Me:😁😁😁😁😁😁

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*📖☄️OPEN HEAVENS DAILY DEVOTIONAL GUIDE*

*DATE: WEDNESDAY AUGUST 14TH 2024*

*TOPIC: PRAYER EXTINGUISHERS 1*

MEMORISE:
“Then shall they cry unto the Lord, but he will not hear them: he will even hide his face from them at that time, as they have behaved themselves ill in their doings.” - (Micah 3:4)

READ: ISAIAH 59:1-2 (KJV)

1 Behold, the LORD'S hand is not shortened, that it cannot save; neither his ear heavy, that it cannot hear:

2 But your iniquities have separated between you and your God, and your sins have hid his face from you, that he will not hear.

MESSAGE:
When you spray a fire extinguisher over fire, it dies off. In the same vein, certain things act as prayer extinguishers. If such things exist in our lives, we will not get answers to our prayers because the prayers will die off before they get to God.

Sin is the first thing that extinguishes our prayers the moment they leave our lips. David said in Psalm 66:18:

If I regard iniquity in my heart, the Lord will not hear me:

If sin is in your heart, it will extinguish your prayer, and God will not hear it, even if you scream aloud while praying.

In Isaiah 59:1-2, the Bible says that sin creates such a huge distance between God and us that He cannot hear us nor can His hand reach us.

Even when a genuine man of God prays for a sinner, the prayer will be extinguished by the sins of that sinner unless he or she repents.

Many years ago, when the congregation was not as large as it is now, and I could lay hands on everyone, a woman came to one of our Holy Ghost Services. She had been married for many years without a child and had been told that I have a special anointing for making the barren fruitful. I laid hands on her during the service, and she fell under the anointing.

However, months after that, she still did not conceive. She came back complaining, “They told me that when you lay hands on me, I will fall, and then I will become fruitful, but up to now, there is still no child”.

I thought she needed an extra dose of the anointing and was about to pray for her again when God told me, “Son, ask her how many boyfriends she has.” It was hard to ask her the question, but I managed to mumble the words. She replied that she had six boyfriends. I exclaimed, “Ah! And you expect my God to answer your prayer?” Yes, I prayed for her and laid hands on her, but her sin extinguished the prayers.

Check yourself before you pray to be sure that you don’t have any sin in your heart because if sin is present, your prayers will go to waste.


Repent of the sin first, then you can be sure that God will answer your prayers. The only prayer that God will hear from a sinner is the prayer of repentance from sin because as long as sin exists in his or her life, God will not hear him or her (Isaiah 59:1-2).

KEY POINT:
Sin extinguishes prayers.

BIBLE IN ONE YEAR: JEREMIAH 37-39

AUTHOR PASTOR E A ADEBOYE

HYMNAL: 23 - TAKE MY LIFE, AND LET IT BE

1 Take my life, and let it be
Consecrated, Lord, to Thee;
Take my moments and my days,
Let them flow in ceaseless praise,
Let them flow in ceaseless praise.

2 Take my hands, and let them move
At the impulse of Thy love;
Take my feet and let them be
Swift and beautiful for Thee,
Swift and beautiful for Thee.

3 Take my voice, and let me sing
Always, only, for my King;
Take my lips, and let them be
Filled with messages from Thee,
Filled with messages from Thee.

4 Take my silver and my gold;
Not a mite would I withhold;
Take my intellect, and use
Every power as Thou shalt choose,
Every power as Thou shalt choose.

5 Take my will, and make it Thine;
It shall be no longer mine.
Take my heart; it is Thine own;
It shall be Thy royal throne,
It shall be Thy royal throne.

6 Take my love; my Lord, I pour
At Thy feet its treasure-store.
Take myself, and I will be
Ever, only, all for Thee,
Ever, only, all for Thee.

Laugh jhoor 😂😂

1. Going to your boyfriends house without informing him that heartbreak you are looking for, sister, you shall find it.😂😂

2. "Bring your CV let me see what I can do about it".
This statement has impregnated many ladies in Africa🤣😂

3. The number of abortion Pills in some of girls stomach can open a Pharmacy 😩💔😂

4. I have done so many mistakes in my life 😢But I have never left a wedding ceremony without eating,, Never😂

5. After accepting your friend request, you are still asking me can we be friends?
Noooo come and be my landlord 😂🚴

6. If you still look at the toilet paper after wiping urself, you have a problem of letting go of the past🚴😂

7. Camera quality will make u think that girl ain’t your level

But behind the quality is quality hunger😂😂

8. DO NOT dress like the body u want. Dress like the body u have. U can't dress like Beyonce if u are shaped like Rick Ross!🤣🤣

9. *If you see a group of four girls and you want to talk to one, first greet the ugly one.*
She is the Commander in Chief.😂

10. Sleeping close to bae for the first time is too hard, you have to breath in english not too fast, not too loud and not too slow just to avoid embarrassment😂

11. "When visiting a sick person"

Americans: Get well soon dear

British: Speedy recovery niggga

Nigerians: chai!, Na this kin sickness kill Amaka o😂

12. I hate it when I'm praying and my mind take me to some nasty stuffs, I'm like no no God. Please I'm starting again🤣🤣

13. Photosynthesis is anything that has weight and occupy space🤣😂thank God I still remember that one🚴😂.

14. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄