A word for today. Proverbs 22:6. Train a child in the way he should go, and even when he’s old he will not turn away from it. 🤔 🤔 🤔

Laugh jhoor 😂😂 1. Going to your boyfriends house without informing him that heartbreak you are looking for, sister, you shall find it.😂😂 2. "Bring your CV let me see what I can do about it". This statement has impregnated many ladies in Africa🤣😂 3. The number of abortion Pills in some of girls stomach can open a Pharmacy 😩💔😂 4. I have done so many mistakes in my life 😢But I have never left a wedding ceremony without eating,, Never😂 5. After accepting your friend request, you are still asking me can we be friends? Noooo come and be my landlord 😂🚴 6. If you still look at the toilet paper after wiping urself, you have a problem of letting go of the past🚴😂 7. Camera quality will make u think that girl ain’t your level But behind the quality is quality hunger😂😂 8. DO NOT dress like the body u want. Dress like the body u have. U can't dress like Beyonce if u are shaped like Rick Ross!🤣🤣 9. *If you see a group of four girls and you want to talk to one, first greet the ugly one.* She is the Commander in Chief.😂 10. Sleeping close to bae for the first time is too hard, you have to breath in english not too fast, not too loud and not too slow just to avoid embarrassment😂 11. "When visiting a sick person" Americans: Get well soon dear British: Speedy recovery niggga Nigerians: chai!, Na this kin sickness kill Amaka o😂 12. I hate it when I'm praying and my mind take me to some nasty stuffs, I'm like no no God. Please I'm starting again🤣🤣 13. Photosynthesis is anything that has weight and occupy space🤣😂thank God I still remember that one🚴😂. 14. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄

*LET ME KNOW IF YOU DIDN'T LAUGH... * I was eating Amala and enjoying my drink at 4pm, a man entered the restaurant wit a briefcase. I guess he was a big politician because his dressing and pot belly portrays it. He walked and sat down as everybody looked at him. Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying. The woman knelt down and told him dat her children and her want to die of hunger since her husband died. This man opened the briefcase and gave the woman five hundred thousand naira. The woman jumped up and left d scene in happiness. I was still watching when another man started crying and came to him. He knelt down and begged him that he needed money to establish his business. This man brought out ten million naira cheque (#10,000,000.00) and gave this man. This time, i started murmuring and practicing on the lie l would blow to have my own national cake. I started crying and went to the man. Immediately I knelt down, I heard "CUT!! CUT!! CUT!!" I turned and saw the director of the movie. He laughed and said "OH BOY NA MOVIE WE DEY SHOOT HERE OO" Hahahahahaha........... Shame wan kill me. Chail!! Economic recession no go kill person lol. 😂😂😂

*WORD FOR TODAY*👇 *CONCENTRATION POWER* *WHEN WE FOCUS CONSISTENTLY ON IMPROVING IN ANY AREA, WE DEVELOP UNIQUE DISTINCTIONS ON HOW TO MAKE THAT AREA BETTER* ®Tony Robins

*WHOEVER CORRECTS A MOCKER INVITES INSULTS; WHOEVER REBUKE THE WICKED INCURS ABUSE. DO NOT REBUKE THE MOCKERS OR THEY WILL HATE YOU; REBUKE THE WISE AND THEY WILL LOVE YOU. INSTRUCT THE WISE AND THEY WILL BE WISER STILL; TEACH THE WISE AND THEY WILL ADD TO THEIR LEARNING*. ©The Proverbs💯

Hello guys, Good morning! Welcome to the last week before the physical launch of Itakun in Lagos. As I mentioned before, you may think that people are not noticing you, but I can assure you that they are. Last week, I intentionally did not write about our activities concerning our Timeline just to see what would happen. To my surprise, I received messages from people asking me why I did not post the set goal on the Timeline and the achieved goal thereafter. These were mostly from people who do not like, comment, or share our posts. This shows that people are watching our progress closely, as I shared earlier. Last week was a free period on the Timeline. However, it was also a busy time as we prepared for the physical launch of Itakun. Remember, we launched Itakun online on July 1st, 2023, which gave us the privilege of organic growth without going the extra mile to get people on the platform. This also means that we would have gotten an average of 10 registrations daily by the time we do the physical launch on October 1st. We have been working tirelessly and we expect to launch the Stories Module, Google Analytics Module, Statistics Module, Tips Module, and the Cowrium Mining Module soon. The last two modules: Tips and Cowrium Mining are powerful modules that you may not have seen on any popular social media platform, most importantly they put money in your pocket. Even if you have seen something similar, they are not as powerful as what we are putting up. In advance, I am saying congratulations to everyone of us. Just like I promised from the beginning, we are breaking the glass ceiling and redefining social media. I will be sharing extensively on these fantastic modules during the week before the physical launch on October 1st, 2023. I also want to tell you that we have implemented the affiliate system. This is a great way to earn money before and after the launch. I will talk about the Affiliate Module during the week, along with the other amazing modules that I will be discussing. Good morning once again! I am happy that you will have a wonderful week. I am grateful to the Almighty for another opportunity to take this project to the next level. If you haven’t signed up on #Itakun yet, you can do so by clicking on this link https://www.itakun.net/?ref=ceah . #Ìtàkùn is a social media platform that offers you amazing features and benefits like no other. If you would like to attend the Launching as well then get across asap as it's limited space. Don’t miss this chance to join our community and share your stories with the world. Sign up now and enjoy! InService, Emmanuel Haastrup (Ceah) Chief Conductor - Itakun / #Cowrium

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